Movie Script: Epstein Guards Suspected Of Falsifying Logs

[Jan van Eck + 7,558]

A very young  (and apparently quite pretty) woman was with Epstein after he was released from the suicide-watch area and moved to the special housing unit. She and he were locked into a private room reserved for attorney-client confidential meetings.  They spent two hours totally undisturbed.  The "attorney" was not exactly dressed as an attorney and had no files or briefcase with her.  Here is the descriptive:

As for Epstein’s companion, the visiting attorney noted that she didn’t seem to have any files with her. He speculated that she could have been a first-year associate, and that she was dressed casually. “It was slacks and a blouse. ... Could have been jeans or another kind of pants,”  he said. “But, like, Sunday brunch attire.”

A "first-year associate"?  For a billionaire? Alone in a locked room for two hours?  Who are we kidding?

[Tom Kirkman + 8,860]

14 hours ago, SERWIN said:

Those two are SOOOO corrupt, I still find it difficult to believe she actually ran for POTUS. Both of them belong in jail....or worse!

From the satire site The Babylon Bee:

We Would Like To State For The Record That Hillary Clinton Is An Upstanding Citizen And A Fine Human Being

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Above all, we want to make sure Hillary does not question our loyalty to her and the whole Clinton family. We have nothing bad to say about her. Also, just to be clear, we have no dirt or inside information on her whatsoever and nothing would be gained by our untimely deaths.

So, Hillary, we love you! Please do not hurt us.

[Tom Kirkman + 8,860]

Hmmm, not sure which is more amusingly snarky, Tweet 1 or Tweet 2: