Dan Warnick + 6,100 April 1, 2020 Off topic, but..... Hey @Tom Kirkman I have a suggestion for a new button: 5 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Nikko + 2,145 nb April 1, 2020 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Dan Warnick said: Seen it my whole career, too. Always training my replacements, to this day in fact. The very last time (Libya in 2010) I was given this guy who was really not very clever and had no interest. I knew what was coming and that I had a year at best so I didn't bother and every time they asked me how he was doing I said "Yeh really good" 😂 I don't mind training people but they have to turn up and be interested. Edited April 1, 2020 by El Nikko 2 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douglas Buckland + 6,308 April 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dan Warnick said: Seen it my whole career, too. Always training my replacements, to this day in fact. In Azerbaijan, years ago, BP told me that my contract wouldn’t be renewed at the end of the month. The next day they asked me to train up TWO of their permanent staff, from Jamaica, to replace me!😂 I agreed, took the time to find another job while getting paid. Ended up going to Angola, on rotation, with a 66% increase in pay. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshiro Kamamura + 274 YK April 1, 2020 Most annoying? Members of the Trump death cult, definitely. Luckily, there are very few of them here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douglas Buckland + 6,308 April 1, 2020 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Yoshiro Kamamura said: Most annoying? Members of the Trump death cult, definitely. Luckily, there are very few of them here. Yoshiro, can’t you simply SHUT THE F**K UP! This thread was meant as ‘comic relief’, but as usual, you had to politicize it. Actually, the thread doesn’t apply to you. As the most annoying person on the planet, it is unlikely that you could discern any other annoying person you might encounter. Edited April 1, 2020 by Douglas Buckland Typo 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Regan + 1,776 April 1, 2020 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Yoshiro Kamamura said: Most annoying? Members of the Trump death cult, definitely. Luckily, there are very few of them here. You're fairly new here in fact your title beseaged by the OP monarchy is one of "Conversation Starter" Unfortunately "Shit Stirrer" has been promised to myself and will do my upmost duty to ma lord to maintain my course to obtain this title. Sir I would suggest you harbour your discord to the taverns and waifs who frequent such places. I have heard "Court Jester" will soon be available, im looking for a quick promotion so it won't take long. "Members of the Trump death cult, definitely. Luckily, there are very few of them here." - Just this statement alone requires you to spend more time in your current role as its rampant, as it should be in a free "monarchy" - Only a few LMAO- oh shit my tinfoil moron hat fell off laughing........ Edited April 1, 2020 by James Regan 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Kirkman + 8,860 April 1, 2020 6 hours ago, Dan Warnick said: Off topic, but..... Hey @Tom Kirkman I have a suggestion for a new button: Amusing idea, but it might get overused. Somewhere in my meme folder archives, I have a photo of that same merit badge. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douglas Buckland + 6,308 April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, James Regan said: You're fairly new here in fact your title beseaged by the OP monarchy is one of "Conversation Starter" Unfortunately "Shit Stirrer" has been promised to myself and will do my upmost duty to ma lord to maintain my course to obtain this title. Sir I would suggest you harbour your discord to the taverns and waifs who frequent such places. I have heard "Court Jester" will soon be available, im looking for a quick promotion so it won't take long. "Members of the Trump death cult, definitely. Luckily, there are very few of them here." - Just this statement alone requires you to spend more time in your current role as its rampant, as it should be in a free "monarchy" - Only a few LMAO- oh shit my tinfoil moron hat fell off laughing........ You need to get that hat sized properly Jimmy... 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Regan + 1,776 April 1, 2020 28 minutes ago, Douglas Buckland said: You need to get that hat sized properly Jimmy... I have upgraded to the same as yours, but will still add tinfoil for extra protection, with a radar, will send photos. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Nikko + 2,145 nb April 1, 2020 Who knew the preppers were right 2 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douglas Buckland + 6,308 April 1, 2020 42 minutes ago, James Regan said: I have upgraded to the same as yours, but will still add tinfoil for extra protection, with a radar, will send photos. Mine has a little propeller on the top. The deluxe edition! 1 3 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Nikko + 2,145 nb April 1, 2020 IMG_0075.MP4 2 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Regan + 1,776 April 1, 2020 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Douglas Buckland said: Mine has a little propeller on the top. The deluxe edition! Thats me ready for anything, lets go to work see at the crew bus Dougie....... Edited April 1, 2020 by James Regan I dont believe I did that, reproduction of this photo will only be granted at the permission of the IADC 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douglas Buckland + 6,308 April 1, 2020 Bery nice! We’ll be the talk of the drillfloor! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob Plant + 2,756 RP April 1, 2020 IMG_0310.MP4 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geoff Guenther + 317 April 1, 2020 On 3/31/2020 at 8:19 AM, Douglas Buckland said: While trying to keep myself amused during house arrest, I invited a few (only three) of my less inhibited female associates over for some liquid refreshment. In this time of social distancing it is imperative that you know where all the holes in the fence are and the back-ways into buildings which avoid the security guys. I don't see the problem. The ladies had six feet between them as per social distancing rules. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob Plant + 2,756 RP April 1, 2020 (edited) IMG_0187.MP4 Edited April 1, 2020 by Rob Plant 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douglas Buckland + 6,308 April 1, 2020 11 minutes ago, Geoff Guenther said: I don't see the problem. The ladies had six feet between them as per social distancing rules. Exactly! I have yet to see apparel addressed in the lockdown or social distancing protocols! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douglas Buckland + 6,308 April 1, 2020 Your threshold of entertainment is dropping by the minute.... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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