Trumps Oil Industry....

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33 minutes ago, Douglas Buckland said:

 

”Time to look for that supermarket job I've always dreamed of”

 

I already took it! Go find another!😂

Doug, supermarket jobs are really dangerous right now, and also pretty stressful due to stressed-out customers. Try for a work-from-home job, maybe as an industry expert for a television news show. 😉

 

Edited April 18, 2020 by Dan Clemmensen
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24 minutes ago, Dan Clemmensen said:

Doug, supermarket jobs are really dangerous right now, and also pretty stressful due to stressed-out customers. Try for a work-from-home job, maybe as an industry expert for a television new show. 😉

 

Staying locked down for another week here will be pretty stressful also! Can’t work from home as the battery pack in my Mac ignited a few days ago!

Perhaps myself and those customers can meet out in the supermarket parking lot with ace handles and work out some of this stress...😂

 

Edited April 18, 2020 by Douglas Buckland
Tyt

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36 minutes ago, Douglas Buckland said:

Staying locked down for another week here will be pretty stressful also! Can’t work from home as the battery pack in my Mac ignited a few days ago!

Perhaps myself and those customers can meet out in the supermarket parking lot with ace handles and work out some of this stress...😂

 

What's an ace handle? To maintain social distancing, perhaps use a pike or a halberd. This would go well with a nice armored helmet used as a mask.

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56 minutes ago, Dan Clemmensen said:

What's an ace handle? To maintain social distancing, perhaps use a pike or a halberd. This would go well with a nice armored helmet used as a mask.

Typo....axe handle.

Proper social distancing, in this case, would suggest the use of handguns, shotguns or carbines.

Edited April 18, 2020 by Douglas Buckland
Hhh

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1 hour ago, Douglas Buckland said:

Typo....axe handle.

Proper social distancing, in this case, would suggest the use of handguns, shotguns or carbines.

There I thought Ace Handles were some some bad ass hot rod or biker gang, ruined it for me, I was imagining becoming an Ace Handle prospect...Fk😂

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9 minutes ago, James Regan said:

There I thought Ace Handles were some some bad ass hot rod or biker gang, ruined it for me, I was imagining becoming an Ace Handle prospect...Fk😂

That would be ‘ass handle’...😂

Thought you were headed offshore to get infected with the virus?

[Tom Kirkman + 8,860]

Is @Rob Plant still having a few beers now?

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   15 hours ago,  Gerry Maddoux said: 

In my narrow-minded elderly vision, these various geopolitical misadventures are conjoined. The Chinese has been lobbing killer viruses at the world for two decades. Most of these came from their unusual preoccupation with bats, which are chock full of bad viruses. Having worked with viruses for a long period of time, I strongly suspect this virus came out of the Wuhan lab. But even if it didn't, when the Chinese refused to share pertinent data with the world, they committed--on the spot--a bioterrorist act that cost thousands of lives and trillions of dollars. 

Hail the common Enemy, these guys are spoiling for a scrap, a worthwhile one.

15 hours ago, Tom Kirkman said:

^ Good summary

Why didn't anyone pay attention to Steve Bannon?

Bad Man with green jacket berry bad, need shave he berry interrigent....

Edited April 18, 2020 by James Regan

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13 minutes ago, Douglas Buckland said:

That would be ‘ass handle’...😂

Thought you were headed offshore to get infected with the virus?

In that case your obviously the Club President, I've seen you down there in the corner or the car park, chasing a wobbly wheeled trolly hell bent on fixing it, one of life's  enigmas, how do we all end up getting that same trolley?

Contract got cancelled for the ship and SS, with units to stay in dock due to COVID19, no more news but could be a force manure. Things starting to turn to sideways here very quickly.

But once we bail out the dirt rigs we will be in good shape again, what did George Bush say "fool me once shame on me, fool me twice and your in deep shit" or words to that affect.........

Edited April 18, 2020 by James Regan

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11 hours ago, surrept33 said:

but we are in "super contango" right now:

"Super Contango" I though drilling terminology was complicated. Sounds for a headliner at a Porn festival in Berlin. (Super Contango 200lbs of Samoan Dynamite.....Volcanic Hell)

This is the super contango, the market situation in which front-month prices are much lower than prices in future months, pointing to a crude oil oversupply and making storing oil for future sales profitable. The last time a super contango appeared on the market was during the previous glut of 2015.

Edited April 18, 2020 by James Regan

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I can’t wait until ‘we’ bring out the dirt rigs again!!!!

Not necessarily ‘bail out’ the ones you are referring to.

Give me two more years on the dirt rigs in North Africa or Kurdistan and I’ll be a happy camper!

Edited April 18, 2020 by Douglas Buckland
Ggg

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25 minutes ago, Douglas Buckland said:

That would be ‘ass handle’...😂

Thought you were headed offshore to get infected with the virus?

With that moustache and bit of trimming, don your leather cap with chain (hidden on top of the wardrobe) and Ass Handles have arrived, although the name wouldn't scare the general public or entice chain wielding thuggery. (spelling mistake should have been a B) then your set for a YMCA moment.....

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11 minutes ago, James Regan said:

With that moustache and bit of trimming, don your leather cap with chain (hidden on top of the wardrobe) and Ass Handles have arrived, although the name wouldn't scare the general public or entice chain wielding thuggery. (spelling mistake should have been a B) then your set for a YMCA moment.....

Everybody is a comedian these days! Don’t quit your day job just yet...

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1 minute ago, Douglas Buckland said:

Everybody is a comedian these days! Don’t quit your day job just yet...

See you in the parking lot, ive got the red bandana right jean pocket, you look cute...

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48 minutes ago, Tom Kirkman said:

Is @Rob Plant still having a few beers now?

No Tom, I moved onto wine and then whisky

my head is suffering a bit this morning 😩

[Douglas Buckland + 6,308]

Can you see that video clip? Can’t tell on this handphone...

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Just now, Rob Plant said:

No Tom, I moved onto wine and then whisky

my head is suffering a bit this morning 😩

Well, I did try to warn you yesterday ...

[James Regan + 1,776]

7 hours ago, Tom Dowling said:

A president should understand basic facts about how economies work.

I'd be surprised if he knew many details of the oil industry.   What about the oil industry do you think he should understand?

What about any of the many industries in the USA should he understand?
 

• A president should understand basic facts about how economies work. - Agreed
• I'd be surprised if he knew many details of the oil industry. - Agreed   
• What about the oil industry do you think he should understand? - How not to crater the most important Industry on the planet.
• What about any of the many industries in the USA should he understand? - He knows plenty about other Industries.

 

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8 minutes ago, Douglas Buckland said:

Can you see that video clip? Can’t tell on this handphone...

No 

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Just now, James Regan said:

No 

Check your WhatsApp, maybe you can figure out how to attach it.

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5 minutes ago, Douglas Buckland said:

Check your WhatsApp, maybe you can figure out how to attach it.

Give me a few mins

Meanwhile tagged you for a job on linked-In 

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Edited April 18, 2020 by James Regan

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11 minutes ago, Douglas Buckland said:

Check your WhatsApp, maybe you can figure out how to attach it.

 

[Rob Plant + 2,756]

https://www.facebook.com/276620012351729/posts/4111306002216425/?vh=e

Been fixing the roof

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11 hours ago, Douglas Buckland said:

Staying locked down for another week here will be pretty stressful also! Can’t work from home as the battery pack in my Mac ignited a few days ago!

Perhaps myself and those customers can meet out in the supermarket parking lot with ace handles and work out some of this stress...😂

 

You and Chris could co-anchor reports about your stay at home experiences!  Like, DILLIGAS!