Heathrow Wants to Lower Carbon Footprint of Flying

[Marina Schwarz + 1,576]

"Heathrow Airport is offering a £30,000 prize fund to an entrepreneur with a plan to cut the carbon footprint of flying, it announced last week." Here.

First, this is stingy. Second, I can give them an idea for free: ban civil aviation. This will have numerous benefits, among them the fact that people will be forced to eat more locally, meaning a lower carbon footprint for food; local farming will flourish, creating jobs; local tourism will pick up because nobody wants to travel for months to the Caribbean if they live in Europe; no deadly accidents, of course; and, as a bonus, terrorists will lose an important activity area and security services will have one less thing to worry about.

This maybe something to consider in your campaign, @Rodent

R2020

P.S. I feel the need to add percontation mark, just in case.

[NickW + 2,714]

Use high speed rail for short haul journeys. 

Can I have my 30,000 please. 

[Marina Schwarz + 1,576]

Come here to brag when you get it.