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On 11/3/2019 at 7:52 AM, ceo_energemsier said:

 

From my experience with Indians, they (most) are extremely biased, prejudiced and racist , they are biased and prejudiced against other Indians LOL, caste system!!!!

 

It IS our fault, don't you know that people of races other than white CAN'T be prejudiced? That's a fact, according to a bunch of morons that are running our country...

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On 10/30/2019 at 3:13 AM, Douglas Buckland said:

Can an ‘offensive costume’ defeat this facial recognition software?

What if all they are wearing is their birthday suit that could be offensive....

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Quote from Nancy Pelosi

“What works in San Francisco does not necessarily work in Michigan,” the San Francisco Democrat said. Pelosi offered a rebuttal to “progressives” like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren hawking socialist policies, saying, “As a left-wing San Francisco liberal I can say to these people: ‘What are you thinking?’” She insists many in her party are “unhappy with me for not being a socialist.”

 

What an idiot, what she thinks works in San Francisco doesn't work in San Francisco, much less anywhere else!! What did I see now? About 6.50 for a gallon of gas in Cali now? Those policies are working GREAT!(Imagine Tony the Tiger!)

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A principal in Florida said he couldn't confirm the Holocaust was a 'factual' event. The school district just fired him

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/10/30/us/florida-principal-holocaust-fired-trnd/?iid=ob_mobile_article_footer_expansion&r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww-m.cnn.com%2F2019%2F10%2F29%2Fentertainment%2Fbill-murray-p-f-changs%2F%3Fhpt%3Dob_blogfooterold

I wasn't even looking for this one, I just stumbled across it.....

There must be something in the water there....

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Why can't Joe stop sniffing children?

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After stealing her future (and air miles) won't someone please...please think of the children

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'' All I can tell you, that is pointless to argue with the stupid people like you..... why bother?

- You always have to be right.

- You react to conflict with anger, and aggression.

- You think, you are better than everyone else.

- You always blame others.

So just going thru your verbal diarrhea ... ''

 

Have to quote this here as the thread it's from is blocked ...  @Zak Pol   you have seen through this guy weeks before anyone else did.

Congratulations!! We all thought he was some advanced robot (and I think Tom still does). 

#newbielegend

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Helpful infographic to educate gun noobs.  You're welcome.

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I stand with Joe on this one 😆

 

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Okay, Joe is an idiot, but how many politicians know the difference between a clip and a magazine?

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I only do thanks to Tom

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https://www.independent.co.uk/environment/homo-sapiens-origin-humans-botswana-zambezi-river-a9174396.html

Ancestral home of all human beings discovered by scientists

Scientists have pinpointed a fertile river valley in northern Botswana as the ancestral home of all human beings. The earliest anatomically modern humans (Homo sapiens) arose 200,000 years ago in a vast wetland south of the Zambezi river which was the cradle of all mankind, a new study has revealed. 

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Hey u guys what's going on in California?

 

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WHAT ??!!

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12 minutes ago, DayTrader said:

WHAT ??!!

 

I think they mean, this is what a socialist Utopia looks like.

Imagine it, Ronald Reagan was the Governor California for two terms...wonder what went wrong.

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8 hours ago, DayTrader said:

https://www.independent.co.uk/environment/homo-sapiens-origin-humans-botswana-zambezi-river-a9174396.html

Ancestral home of all human beings discovered by scientists

Scientists have pinpointed a fertile river valley in northern Botswana as the ancestral home of all human beings. The earliest anatomically modern humans (Homo sapiens) arose 200,000 years ago in a vast wetland south of the Zambezi river which was the cradle of all mankind, a new study has revealed. 

Hey! If evolution is true....why do we still have apes and monkeys? Didn’t they get the memo?

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I'm really hoping that's a joke LOL

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On 11/14/2019 at 4:50 PM, El Nikko said:

I stand with Joe on this one 😆

 

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On 11/14/2019 at 10:02 PM, Douglas Buckland said:

Okay, Joe is an idiot, but how many politicians know the difference between a clip and a magazine?

 

Colorado's Large-Capacity Magazine Ban Is a Colossal Failure

An unintended loophole in a Colorado gun control bill illustrates what happens when lawmakers legislate technology they don't understand: Firearms owners find a way to work around the law without breaking it.  ...

... Similarly, when New Jersey imposed a 10-round limit on magazines in the state and mandated that any existing large-capacity magazines be surrendered last year, "approximately zero" of New Jersey's 1 million gun owners decided to turn them in, reported Reason's Jacob Sullum.  ...

 

Also, Babylon Bee brings the spicy satire again:

Supreme Court Allows Victims Of Heart Disease, Obesity To Sue Utensil Manufacturer

Acme Forks & Knives was trying to block a lawsuit brought against them by the obese community. The lawsuit suggested that the company's utensils were deadly tools that caused people to become overweight.

The Supreme Court has blocked the company's attempt to block the lawsuit, paving the way for victims of heart disease and other diet-related ailments to sue Acme.

"Finally---the big forks and knives lobby will be held accountable for contributing to heart disease and obesity, the leading causes of death among American adults," said a spokesperson for the oppressed obese community. "No human action leads to these deaths. It is entirely on the sentient utensils used to carry out the mass eating events."

"Blood is on their hands!" protesters cried. "Fight the corporate fork and knife lobby!"

Lawyers for the plaintiffs in these lawsuits have presented evidence that Acme Forks & Knives have marketed their utensils to the obese, specifically encouraging them to shovel a bunch of food in their mouths. They also said it was dangerous and irresponsible for the company to market a "fully automatic assault spork" that can shove "300 rounds of chili" into your face in under 10 seconds.

"Nobody needs that kind of forkpower," said one lawyer. "We will get justice for the obvious cause of this epidemic of deaths: the guys who make the utensils."

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2 hours ago, DayTrader said:

I'm really hoping that's a joke LOL

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No, give it some thought! Shouldn’t the other primates have evolved as well? They’ve had plenty of time, those lazy bastards!

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“An unintended loophole in a Colorado gun control bill illustrates what happens when lawmakers legislate technology they don't understand: Firearms ownersfind a way to work around the law without breaking it.”

Okay, a few real Coloradans left in the State! There may be hope yet!

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1 hour ago, Douglas Buckland said:

They’ve had plenty of time, those lazy bastards!

Hopeless XVII - Hopeless Does Malaysia?  😅

1 hour ago, Douglas Buckland said:

Shouldn’t the other primates have evolved as well?

They did. Just look around here.

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No, the original versions are still with us...why haven’t they evolved as well?

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