Hills are For Losers

[Zhong Lu + 845]

Who wants to live on a hill? They're inconveniently high and hard to climb.  Also, most hills are really ugly like this one:

https://envirobites.org/2019/04/22/saving-the-scrub-in-defense-of-ugly-landscapes/

Stay away from hills.  They're unhealthy and the only ones who live on hills are hillbillies and no one wants to be a hillbilly.  

Edited February 29, 2020 by Zhong Lu

[Douglas Buckland + 6,308]

Hey dammit, that is hillbilly discrimination! I’ll have you know that I come from a long line of hillbillies from Summers County, West Virginia!

If you live on a hill, you can throw rocks and roll heavy items down upon your annoying neighbors. Gravity makes it harder for them to respond in kind!😂

[Zhong Lu + 845]

Fine. Only hillbillies want to be hillbillies.  Due to the bad behavior of hillbillies (e.g. the throwing of rocks at neighbors) no one who isn't a hillbilly wants to be a hillbilly.  

[Douglas Buckland + 6,308]

33 minutes ago, Zhong Lu said:

Fine. Only hillbillies want to be hillbillies.  Due to the bad behavior of hillbillies (e.g. the throwing of rocks at neighbors) no one who isn't a hillbilly wants to be a hillbilly.  

Jealousy and envy will get you nowhere. You can’ t simply desire to be a hillbilly, you must have the proper bloodline and lineage!😂