James Regan + 1,776 October 25, 2019 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Douglas Buckland said: Usually, after your normal alien cow abduction, the twits simply discard said cow, alive or deceased, from a great height. The deformation and resulting crater are obvious and telling. Over to you @James Regan The Wanklings are an alien race from a galaxy far far away (9 miles from Bellendburgh), while at war with the Bellends they found the only way of keeping them at bay was by harvesting Dead Cows (not fake cows). The wanklings made very dangerous missions to the land of the bellends in order to keep the ARSEnal of WMDs in stock. These missions often resulted in death of the Bellends as they, the wanklings had no conception of roads, they often drove up the bellends highways in the wrong direction, this also caused many problems for the USAwanks and their leader. The Wanklings never really got to grips with the abductions of Cows, they tried feverishly to make a deal with EUWanks, many of the issues could have been resolved, but the Bellends pushed back and after becoming very tried of lengthy and futile discussions, the white haired wise one decide to part company, and oh how the Bellends loved it. this is a true story currently being played out on OP and far beyond. Edited October 25, 2019 by James Regan Finding more chemicals 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob Plant + 2,756 RP October 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, Douglas Buckland said: How much do you want to bet that Rob Plant is a Zeppelin fan? My parents clearly were! (or they had a sense of humour) Great band to be fair! (see I am a fan really) I could sympathise with I guy I met a couple of years ago, Dwayne Pipe. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob Plant + 2,756 RP October 25, 2019 11 minutes ago, DayTrader said: haha I've made the joke but he either didn't get it or ignored, maybe both or sick of hearing it the latter! I was once refused entry into the US (Charlotte I think) at passport control by the guy at the checkpoint until I sang to all of the people in the queue. Didnt go down well with them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douglas Buckland + 6,308 October 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, James Regan said: The Wanklings are an alien race from a galaxy far far away (9 miles from Bellendburgh), while at war with the Bellends they found the only way of keeping them at bay was by harvesting Dead Cows (not fake cows). The wanklings made very dangerous missions to the land of the bellends in order to keep the ARSEnal of WMDs in stock. These missions often resulted in death of the Bellends as they, the wanklings had no conception of roads, they often drove up the bellends highways in the wrong direction, this also caused many problems for the USAwanks and their leader. The Wanklings never really got to grips with the abductions of Cows, they tried feverishly to make a deal with EUWanks, many of the issues could have been resolved, but the Bellends pushed back and after becoming very tried of lengthy and futile discussions, the white haired wise one decide to part company, and oh how the Bellends loved it. this is a true story currently being played out on OP and far beyond. You are really out there today!😂 Guessing you’re still trying to find subsea engineers who know what an SPM valve is... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douglas Buckland + 6,308 October 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Rob Plant said: the latter! I was once refused entry into the US (Charlotte I think) at passport control by the guy at the checkpoint until I sang to all of the people in the queue. Didnt go down well with them I’d have paid to see that!😂 What tune did you give them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Regan + 1,776 October 25, 2019 Just now, Douglas Buckland said: You are really out there today!😂 Guessing you’re still trying to find subsea engineers who know what an SPM valve is... Im glad of one thing, I had to think about this and i didn't roll off the tongue, Yes this post is a reflection of my difficulties in finding a Millennial who knows what a SPM is.... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest October 25, 2019 ''Immigrant Song'' intro ... gotta be Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Regan + 1,776 October 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Rob Plant said: My parents clearly were! (or they had a sense of humour) Great band to be fair! (see I am a fan really) I could sympathise with I guy I met a couple of years ago, Dwayne Pipe. Your Parents were obviously legends, I can't think of many bands who inspired so many others, for me Led Zeppelin 3 was the best album, Physical Graffiti is up there as well. I was lucky enough to have seen them and Robert Plant solo, fantastic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob Plant + 2,756 RP October 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Douglas Buckland said: I’d have paid to see that!😂 What tune did you give them? Bat out of hell! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest October 25, 2019 (edited) that ain't Zep lol thought they wanted a Zep tune Edited October 25, 2019 by Guest Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Regan + 1,776 October 25, 2019 1 minute ago, DayTrader said: ''Immigrant Song'' intro ... gotta be From Led Zeppelin 3 Gallows Pole Bron Y-aur Stomp The dogs Bollocks 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob Plant + 2,756 RP October 25, 2019 1 minute ago, James Regan said: Your Parents were obviously legends, I can't think of many bands who inspired so many others, for me Led Zeppelin 3 was the best album, Physical Graffiti is up there as well. I was lucky enough to have seen them and Robert Plant solo, fantastic. We are both from Wolverhampton (he is a director of Wolves) I sometimes get his fan mail by mistake usually from sexually deprived ladies from the US I have a hard time explaining it away to the wife 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest October 25, 2019 Yep III is fantastic, the mix of rock and acoustic, fantastic album Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Regan + 1,776 October 25, 2019 (edited) Gotta love this forum - CO2-Aliens-Fake Cows-bellends-wankers-led zeppelin-meatloaf all in the same thread, no other forum gives this quality...... oh yeah Oil and Brexit as well Edited October 25, 2019 by James Regan 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob Plant + 2,756 RP October 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Rob Plant said: Bat out of hell! first tune that came into my head Have you been to Charlotte? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Regan + 1,776 October 25, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Rob Plant said: We are both from Wolverhampton (he is a director of Wolves) I sometimes get his fan mail by mistake usually from sexually deprived ladies from the US I have a hard time explaining it away to the wife Didn't know he was a director at Wolves, I knew he was a Brummie (almost), he well into his motorsports as well, True story I went to Jimmy Pages house in Windsor the ex house of Michael Caine and where Bozo died, anyway knocked on the door and asked if Jimmy was in. To my surprise a woman (Housekeeper) came to the gate and told me he was in Tahiti, but if he had been home he would have invited you in for a cuppa. She showed me an my brother around the grounds and we managed a peek into his music room, guitar heaven. Very cool, since then I have never been one to not ask for anything how ridiculous you may think it is..... Edited October 25, 2019 by James Regan 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douglas Buckland + 6,308 October 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, Rob Plant said: Bat out of hell! Rob Plant does Meatloaf....something is wrong here...😂 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob Plant + 2,756 RP October 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Douglas Buckland said: Rob Plant does Meatloaf....something is wrong here...😂 It was truly legendary Douglas ☺️ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Regan + 1,776 October 25, 2019 (edited) Just in case anyone needed reminding how diverse this band was... https://youtu.be/oC-9aEf0Q-A Trophy to anyone who can tell me what this song is about???? Its been relevant in this thread, not cows genitals..... Edited October 25, 2019 by James Regan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douglas Buckland + 6,308 October 25, 2019 I’m actually a big Meatloaf fan...I probably could have backed you up. Yet another lost opportunity! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Regan + 1,776 October 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Douglas Buckland said: I’m actually a big Meatloaf fan...I probably could have backed you up. Yet another lost opportunity! Ive seen photos of you, you need to cut down 😂 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob Plant + 2,756 RP October 25, 2019 Just now, Douglas Buckland said: I’m actually a big Meatloaf fan...I probably could have backed you up. Yet another lost opportunity! I sure needed the support, I sounded like an out of tune cow (maybe an alien one from Bellendburgh) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Regan + 1,776 October 25, 2019 @Tom Kirkman I bet your happy now Tom, what a roller Coaster thread you started, keep em coming 👾🐮🔔🐶🎶🥩🍞🌻 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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