Who writes this stuff? "Crude Prices Swing Between Gains, Losses"

[Tom Kirkman + 5,447]

Really?  Magic 8 Ball could write better headlines.

WSJ:

Crude Prices Swing Between Gains, Losses

Crude futures swung between small gains and losses on Tuesday after the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries and its allies signaled they were planning to maintain their current curbs on crude output through next year, holding off on more aggressive cuts.

 

 

 

[DayTrader + 1,499]

Yesterday oil went from 56.6 to 57.5, and then back again ... 

Groundbreaking moves. And journalism. 

[Tom Kirkman + 5,447]

5 minutes ago, DayTrader said:

Yesterday oil went from 56.6 to 57.5, and then back again ... 

Groundbreaking moves. And journalism. 

Magic 8 Ball "yellow category" fits the bill nicely:

 

[DayTrader + 1,499]

Remember the bet between me and hedge fund friend?  Made it at 59 ... she is 74, I'm 44. 

Could take a while ☹️ ... need shooty/super glut/trade talks, anything! This mid 50s shit is boring.

[Tom Kirkman + 5,447]

11 minutes ago, DayTrader said:

Remember the bet between me and hedge fund friend?  Made it at 59 ... she is 74, I'm 44. 

Could take a while ☹️ ... need shooty/super glut/trade talks, anything! This mid 50s shit is boring.

[Douglas Buckland + 2,471]

42 minutes ago, Tom Kirkman said:

Really?  Magic 8 Ball could write better headlines.

WSJ:

Crude Prices Swing Between Gains, Losses

Crude futures swung between small gains and losses on Tuesday after the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries and its allies signaled they were planning to maintain their current curbs on crude output through next year, holding off on more aggressive cuts.

 

 

 

Now I understand day trading! Where can you buy these Magic 8 balls anymore?

[DayTrader + 1,499]

Haha brilliant  🤣  but don't forget the tortoise

[Tom Kirkman + 5,447]

1 minute ago, Douglas Buckland said:

Now I understand day trading! Where can you buy these Magic 8 balls anymore?

[canadas canadas + 52]

My friend has gotten to the point where he checks his stock investments almost every minute on his cell phone.  This affects him in that when his stocks are up he is happy and when they are down he is unhappy.  This mood swing can happen during daily stock swings.  I am sure that he is not the only one who is chained this way to the stock market.

Edited November 13 by canadas canadas

[DayTrader + 1,499]

Sounds like his positions are too big then, if checking every few minutes.

[Douglas Buckland + 2,471]

Sheersh! Once you know the secret...it’s easy! No more rolling them bones or deciphering tortoise shells for me!!!😂

[Tom Kirkman + 5,447]

2 minutes ago, canadas canadas said:

My friend has gotten to the point where he checks his stock investments almost every minute on his cell phone.  This affects him in that when his stocks are up he is happy and when they are down he is unhappy.  This mood swing can happen during daily stock swings.

[Douglas Buckland + 2,471]

1 minute ago, canadas canadas said:

My friend has gotten to the point where he checks his stock investments almost every minute on his cell phone.  This affects him in that when his stocks are up he is happy and when they are down he is unhappy.  This mood swing can happen during daily stock swings.

He’ll be really unhappy if he’s doing this while driving and either a cop pulls him over or he becomes a hood ornament on a Mack truck!

[Tom Kirkman + 5,447]

4 minutes ago, DayTrader said:

Sounds like his positions are too big then, if checking every few minutes.

 

This is just too easy ....

[DayTrader + 1,499]

LOL never heard of this 8ball, love it 

[canadas canadas + 52]

He's into penny stocks.which can be volatile.

[DayTrader + 1,499]

That makes it even worse mate.

If oil or gold I'd understand, kinda - the potential stress factor short term if large positions and checking all the time.

Penny stocks not worth the stress, tell him to reduce position sizes and learn patience ...  👍

[Tom Kirkman + 5,447]

15 minutes ago, Douglas Buckland said:

Now I understand day trading! Where can you buy these Magic 8 balls anymore?

 

3 minutes ago, DayTrader said:

LOL never heard of this 8ball, love it 

 

 

Magic 8 Ball

 

[DayTrader + 1,499]

Ordered  👍

Bargain

[Ward Smith + 856]

5 hours ago, DayTrader said:

Ordered  👍

Bargain

This will either turn into the most brilliant move ever by @DayTraderor he'll be living in a cardboard box posting from the public library

[DayTrader + 1,499]

What can go wrong? It's magical.

The ball has spoken ... 

Edited November 13 by DayTrader

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3 hours ago, Ward Smith said:

This will either turn into the most brilliant move ever by @DayTraderor he'll be living in a cardboard box posting from the public library

A magic 8 ball or random number generator would actually improve a lot of peoples trading success.  People are emotional creatures.

[ronwagn + 1,997]

12 hours ago, Tom Kirkman said:

Really?  Magic 8 Ball could write better headlines.

WSJ:

Crude Prices Swing Between Gains, Losses

Crude futures swung between small gains and losses on Tuesday after the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries and its allies signaled they were planning to maintain their current curbs on crude output through next year, holding off on more aggressive cuts.

 

 

 

Ten positive answers, five negative, five noncommittal. Positivity must sell better.  

Edited November 14 by ronwagn

[DayTrader + 1,499]

Take it you mean 10 positive @ronwagn ?

Have another coffee mate ...

Edited November 14 by DayTrader

[ronwagn + 1,997]

Thanks!